{"product_id":"crewneck-sweatshirt-our-future-is-so-bright-we-have-to-wear-shades-retro-graphic","title":"Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Our Future Is So Bright We Have to Wear Shades” Retro Graphic","description":"This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings a burst of playful optimism to everyday wear. Soft, midweight fabric and a classic cut make it easy to layer or lounge in. The vibrant, retro-inspired graphic — neon colors, shaded sunglasses, and upbeat lettering — reads like a sunny declaration: “Our future is so bright we have to wear shades.” It sits boldly on the front, adding a joyful pop against the clean white background. Thoughtful construction details — tubular knit for a smooth body, ribbed collar and cuffs that hold shape, and tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort — keep this sweatshirt feeling like a lived-in favorite. Built with durable double-needle stitching and responsibly sourced cotton, it’s a wearable statement for anyone who wants to bring light, color, and a little 80s energy into their daily routine.\n\nProduct features\n- Midweight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for comfort and durability\n- Tubular knit body with ribbed collar and cuffs — retains shape and reduces fabric waste\n- Vibrant DTG front print with optional embroidery placements (left\/center chest, wrists)\n- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance\n- Double-needle stitched seams and tear-away neck label for long-lasting wear and itch-free comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007232743,"sku":"70042024380321314894","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":52454845776103,"sku":"42958615127833769891","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007265511,"sku":"22371591392043194278","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007298279,"sku":"12178622490098467928","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":52454846071015,"sku":"33810693206505278837","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007331047,"sku":"21223979101503872488","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52454846202087,"sku":"10069872142900046505","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007363815,"sku":"14433460947662206429","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52454846365927,"sku":"28291456735781026376","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/8699\/1079\/files\/11976588968045667618_2048.jpg?v=1786072549","url":"https:\/\/schoolscoolstore.com\/products\/crewneck-sweatshirt-our-future-is-so-bright-we-have-to-wear-shades-retro-graphic","provider":"School's Cool","version":"1.0","type":"link"}