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This tee becomes a casual go-to for anyone who wants to add a playful, nostalgic pop to their everyday wardrobe.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort\n- Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and rich, lived-in color\n- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction\n- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean silhouette\n- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52454845284583,"sku":"21851278754909775379","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":52454845317351,"sku":"25949380081443692217","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52454845350119,"sku":"12154701614561589780","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":52454845382887,"sku":"78325776982698402903","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52454845415655,"sku":"10036947752230827921","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":52454845448423,"sku":"13097339168964389815","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52454845481191,"sku":"55704541796942114496","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52454845513959,"sku":"21300232398313765782","price":20.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52454845546727,"sku":"23588028432956300415","price":22.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52454845579495,"sku":"24376414848147363697","price":22.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52454845612263,"sku":"28646939607916705513","price":26.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52454845645031,"sku":"24435497415219784965","price":29.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/8699\/1079\/files\/8510556895593809728_2048.jpg?v=1785991438"},{"product_id":"crewneck-sweatshirt-our-future-is-so-bright-we-have-to-wear-shades-retro-graphic","title":"Crewneck Sweatshirt — “Our Future Is So Bright We Have to Wear Shades” Retro Graphic","description":"This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings a burst of playful optimism to everyday wear. Soft, midweight fabric and a classic cut make it easy to layer or lounge in. The vibrant, retro-inspired graphic — neon colors, shaded sunglasses, and upbeat lettering — reads like a sunny declaration: “Our future is so bright we have to wear shades.” It sits boldly on the front, adding a joyful pop against the clean white background. Thoughtful construction details — tubular knit for a smooth body, ribbed collar and cuffs that hold shape, and tear-away neck label for itch-free comfort — keep this sweatshirt feeling like a lived-in favorite. Built with durable double-needle stitching and responsibly sourced cotton, it’s a wearable statement for anyone who wants to bring light, color, and a little 80s energy into their daily routine.\n\nProduct features\n- Midweight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for comfort and durability\n- Tubular knit body with ribbed collar and cuffs — retains shape and reduces fabric waste\n- Vibrant DTG front print with optional embroidery placements (left\/center chest, wrists)\n- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance\n- Double-needle stitched seams and tear-away neck label for long-lasting wear and itch-free comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007232743,"sku":"70042024380321314894","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":52454845776103,"sku":"42958615127833769891","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007265511,"sku":"22371591392043194278","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007298279,"sku":"12178622490098467928","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":52454846071015,"sku":"33810693206505278837","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007331047,"sku":"21223979101503872488","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52454846202087,"sku":"10069872142900046505","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52458007363815,"sku":"14433460947662206429","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":52454846365927,"sku":"28291456735781026376","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/8699\/1079\/files\/11976588968045667618_2048.jpg?v=1786072549"},{"product_id":"graphic-t-shirt-south-side-our-future-is-so-bright-i-may-need-shades-cute-pastel-retro-tee","title":"Graphic T-Shirt — “South Side Our Future Is So Bright I May Need Shades” Cute Pastel Retro Tee","description":"This garment-dyed tee brings playful optimism to everyday wear. Soft, lived-in color and a bold, pastel graphic—“South Side our future is so bright we may need to wear shades”—create a retro, feel-good vibe that reads like a cheerful neighborhood rally. The relaxed cut drapes easily over jeans or shorts. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on slow weekends, community events, or casual meet-ups when you want to show warmth and a little whimsy without trying too hard. 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